A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in
lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife
answers.
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife
answers.
I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither.
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