The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says,

The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says,
I've got good news and bad news. The man says, give me the bad
news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS. The
man says oh my god, what news could be good after hearing that?
The doctor says the good news is you also have Alzheimers, so
go home and forget about it.

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