Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?
A: It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line.
A: It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line.
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- Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts?
A: Because you can't sign a check,
with a can spray paint... - Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
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Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can... - What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
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Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.... - Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A:
Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949... - Q: Why do Mexicans have noses?
A:
So they have something to pick in the wintertime... - Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses?
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It gives them something to pick in the off season... - Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que?
A:
The beans keep slipping through the grill... - Yrneh Etac V
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