Have you ever noticed that the dictionary is ALREADY in
alphabetical order?!?
alphabetical order?!?
Related:
- Did you know 'gullible' IS in the
dictionary... - Surgery:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants... - YES! You may have already won
........ - Things To Ponder...
** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would... - YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
26) If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home was stupid
27) If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
28) If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear
reactor
29) If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
30) If you have never backed-up your hard drive
31) If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games,
but are afraid to say it out loud 32) If you truly... - Despite the cost of living,
have you noticed how it remains so popular... - as Benny Hill once said:
"Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth... - Bachelors vs. married men
Have you ever noticed that married men are always fatter than the single ones?
Know why? The singles open the door of the refrigerator... - Why?
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical...
From the same category:
- How many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 1 ass, 2 calves, 1 pussy, 1000 hares... - How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine visits... - Last year a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed... - Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their
fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest... - Did you hear about the big drug bust at the airport the other day?
Yeah, they lifted up this ladies skirt and found 50...
