There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver.One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money!Now his dream could be realized!

There was once a small snail who always dreamed of
becoming a race-car driver.One day he heard that an uncle of
his had died and left him some money!Now his dream could be
realized! He bought himself a car,souped it up, and then
painted a large red "S" on it. When he was at his first
race,a friend of his asked him why he had painted the big
red "S" on the car? Simple,the snail replied; when people
see my car go zooming down the,track I want them all to
exclaim: Oh look!! See the S car go!!!!!!!!!!!!