Do you care?
...
A young boy runs into a general store and shouts,
"Gimme a piss-pot!" The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't
just come in here and say that! Go home and get a note from
your mother. And furthermore, what size???" The little boy
slinks off, then comes back in 5 minutes to say,
"My mother says that if it will fit your face, it will fit her
ass, and she ain't going to write no fucking note!"
...
A young boy runs into a general store and shouts,
"Gimme a piss-pot!" The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't
just come in here and say that! Go home and get a note from
your mother. And furthermore, what size???" The little boy
slinks off, then comes back in 5 minutes to say,
"My mother says that if it will fit your face, it will fit her
ass, and she ain't going to write no fucking note!"
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