Two male surfers were gloriously bronzed except for their genital areas.One of them said,

Two male surfers were gloriously bronzed except for their genital
areas.One of them said, "Let's go down to the end of the beach tomorrow
and bury ourselves in the sand with our pricks exposed. A couple of
sessions like that and out tans ought to ÿÿeven out nicely."
While the surfers were were putting this idea into pratice the following
morning, two vacationing spinster schoolteachers happenÿÿed on the unusual
sight.
"Oh, look Martha!" exclaimed one. "What I wouldn't have done to get one
of those when I was younger- and now, my God, ther're growing wild!"

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