Politics make strange bedsores
Hear's to you. Best joke of the day. Reminds me of a story
told in sunny Florida a couple of years ago. First a little
background. Gov. Martinez was still fresh in office and was
becoming very adept at making people mad at him. There was a
very unpopular tax introduced on the entertainment industry
that affected anyone that did any advertising in the state.
First he supported the tax, then opposed it, then supported
it. This soon became a life style with him (up, down, up:
this, that, this, that) until no one could stand him. Which
probably gave rise to the following post:
A C A S E O F R A P E !!
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Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida.
Police report the rape of a young women. When questioned she
stated that the assailant came from behind her and blindfolded
her. She said that he never spoke a word and she was not sure
of any physical characteristics. The police officer told her
that with so little to go on that they would never be able to
catch the villain.
"Oh," she replied "I know who it was!"
"Who was it?" asked the officer.
"It was Gov. Martinez!" she replied.
"Now just a minute, young lady! You cannot go about saying
important people like the Gov. raped you just like that. You
already told me you never saw or heard the man that attacked
you so how can you claim it was the Gov.?"
"Easy" she replied "He changed positions on me three times!"
Hear's to you. Best joke of the day. Reminds me of a story
told in sunny Florida a couple of years ago. First a little
background. Gov. Martinez was still fresh in office and was
becoming very adept at making people mad at him. There was a
very unpopular tax introduced on the entertainment industry
that affected anyone that did any advertising in the state.
First he supported the tax, then opposed it, then supported
it. This soon became a life style with him (up, down, up:
this, that, this, that) until no one could stand him. Which
probably gave rise to the following post:
A C A S E O F R A P E !!
ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida.
Police report the rape of a young women. When questioned she
stated that the assailant came from behind her and blindfolded
her. She said that he never spoke a word and she was not sure
of any physical characteristics. The police officer told her
that with so little to go on that they would never be able to
catch the villain.
"Oh," she replied "I know who it was!"
"Who was it?" asked the officer.
"It was Gov. Martinez!" she replied.
"Now just a minute, young lady! You cannot go about saying
important people like the Gov. raped you just like that. You
already told me you never saw or heard the man that attacked
you so how can you claim it was the Gov.?"
"Easy" she replied "He changed positions on me three times!"
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