Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a chick decided she'd find
out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were. So she
picked up a gigantic bro and went went with him up to his pad. Stripped and
ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his
fully erect crank was only two inches long.
"Who," she demanded scornfully,"do you think you're gonna satisfy with
that?"
Grinning confidently, the bro replied,"Me!"
out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were. So she
picked up a gigantic bro and went went with him up to his pad. Stripped and
ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his
fully erect crank was only two inches long.
"Who," she demanded scornfully,"do you think you're gonna satisfy with
that?"
Grinning confidently, the bro replied,"Me!"
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