Ella McPherson was a little naive about the ways of the world,

Ella McPherson was a little naive about the ways of the world, and found
that eventually she had to attend a gynecologist. The conversation went
something like this...
EM: Hi doc, I've never been to gynecologist before and I must admit
that I am a little apprehensive.
MD: That's ok. Most women have this problem for a while. The first
thing that I want you to do is strip from the waist down.
EM: WHAT!?! Are you sure.
MD: Absolutely. I *am* a doctor and I need to be able to see you.
EM: Ok. I guess so.
MD: Right. Next, I want you to lie on that table over there.
EM: Are you sure?
MD: Yes. Remember I studied for many years and I *know* what I am
doing.
EM: Ok.
MD: Now spread your legs and put them in these stirrups.
EM: Wait a minute, surely this can't be necessary!?
MD: Yes it is. I will allow me better access and will make the
procedure simpler and quicker.
EM: Ok I guess so, I mean you *are* a doctor.
MD: Now, this instrument in called a speculum [guys, if you don't know
what this is, ask a girl - it will make the joke much funnier] and it is
*VERY* cold. When I stick it in, it is likely to feel a little strange
and might even hurt a bit. Would you like me to numb you first?
EM: Yes please doctor!
So the doctor sticks his head between her legs and goes...
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