Three old ladies were sitting around a table. The first says, "I'm
getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs
and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day I was
sitting on my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or
getting up."
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, I have no memory problems at all,
knock wood." She raps the table. "Who's there?"
getting so forgetful- this morning I was standing at the top of the stairs
and I couldn't remember whether I was going down or had just come up."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day I was
sitting on my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or
getting up."
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, I have no memory problems at all,
knock wood." She raps the table. "Who's there?"
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