Seen in men's room
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal,
it makes them soggy and hard to light!
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal,
it makes them soggy and hard to light!
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- Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
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by Matt Groening
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