(picture Rodney D. saying this)
Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet
seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom.
After she finishes, someone has to help her break the suction.
Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet
seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom.
After she finishes, someone has to help her break the suction.
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