While a hunky patient was having a body cast removed, one of the nurses
at the hospital happened to notice that he had the word "little" tattooed
on the shaft of his penis.
Curious, she mentioned this to a coworker, then arranged to go out on a
date with the patient. The next morning she came to work with a huge
smile on her face.
"I don't understand it," the coworker said. "Why on earth would you
want to out with a man who had 'Little' on his penis."
"Because," she said, "when I stroked it, I found out that it said
'Little Anthony's Pizza-we deliver twenty-four hours a day, every day of
the year.'"
at the hospital happened to notice that he had the word "little" tattooed
on the shaft of his penis.
Curious, she mentioned this to a coworker, then arranged to go out on a
date with the patient. The next morning she came to work with a huge
smile on her face.
"I don't understand it," the coworker said. "Why on earth would you
want to out with a man who had 'Little' on his penis."
"Because," she said, "when I stroked it, I found out that it said
'Little Anthony's Pizza-we deliver twenty-four hours a day, every day of
the year.'"
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