When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said
"What's the matter? Jeff got your tongue?"
What's Jeff's second favorite sport? Hand Ball!
What's Jeff's other new movie? "A Pocket of Lips Now"
"What's the matter? Jeff got your tongue?"
What's Jeff's second favorite sport? Hand Ball!
What's Jeff's other new movie? "A Pocket of Lips Now"
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