Jeff the Chef is a really nice guy. He's always going to the
ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both
storing up nuts for the winter!
ice box and taking a friend out for dinner!
What do Jeff and the squirrels have in common? They're both
storing up nuts for the winter!
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