Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs
to put in the hammer.
Jeff's favorite song: "I Fall to Pieces" (but some say that
it's really "The First Time Ever I Sawed Your Face")
When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs
to put in the hammer.
Jeff's favorite song: "I Fall to Pieces" (but some say that
it's really "The First Time Ever I Sawed Your Face")
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His favorite childhood game?
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Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's... - Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot
in my mouth that time!"
One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from
Milwaukee.
And if he had any, boy! would his arms be tired... - Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten!
Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy,
the guy goes all to pieces! Jeff's favorite brand... - Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms."
Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think... - A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half-
cocked. Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart... - Jeff bought a new refrigerator. It seats six.
UPDATE:
Jeff replaced his 6-seater refrigerator or one with... - Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room
eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said,
"You know, Jeff, I don't really like your friends."...
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make one believe in God... - Q: What kind of bugs live on the moon?
A:
Luna ticks...
