I read that when Jeffery Dehlmer wants to deodorize his refrigerator, all
he has to add is the "hammer".
i've no mother, no father, I'm born without skin, i speak only once and
never again. What am i?
a fart
he has to add is the "hammer".
i've no mother, no father, I'm born without skin, i speak only once and
never again. What am i?
a fart
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