how do you get your children to take a bath???
Tell them it's practice for the pool!!
The next day how do you get them out of the pool??
Through in a bar of soap!!
(dahmer Jokes)
I heard that they were opening a new resturant on Lincoln Memorial Drive
called Pieces of 11 (or was that 17)
Did you know that his favorite part of a hockey game is the face-off!!!!
Did you know that his favorite food was tied between head cheese and
finger sandwiches?
Tell them it's practice for the pool!!
The next day how do you get them out of the pool??
Through in a bar of soap!!
(dahmer Jokes)
I heard that they were opening a new resturant on Lincoln Memorial Drive
called Pieces of 11 (or was that 17)
Did you know that his favorite part of a hockey game is the face-off!!!!
Did you know that his favorite food was tied between head cheese and
finger sandwiches?
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