On their wedding night the husband was so self-conscious about the
smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.
Once he was in bed, he unziped his pants and handed his member to his
bride.
"That's thoughtful, darling." she cooed, "but we"ll need the light if
you want to write thank you notes."
smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.
Once he was in bed, he unziped his pants and handed his member to his
bride.
"That's thoughtful, darling." she cooed, "but we"ll need the light if
you want to write thank you notes."
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