FLY IN THE SOUP
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?"
"I think it's the backstroke, sir."
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
"Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?"
"I think it's the backstroke, sir."
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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