DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.
PATIENT: Give me the bad news first.
DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid.
PATIENT: That's terrible, what's the really bad news?
DOCTOR: I've been trying to call you since yesterday...
PATIENT: Give me the bad news first.
DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid.
PATIENT: That's terrible, what's the really bad news?
DOCTOR: I've been trying to call you since yesterday...
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