Recorded phone company message saying number is disconnected
playing in the background while the owner is arguing
with it like this:
Hey don't say that, it is connected
..
No please, I paid all my bills
..
What did I do wrong (desperate)
..
Why are you doing this to me? (bursting into tears)
playing in the background while the owner is arguing
with it like this:
Hey don't say that, it is connected
..
No please, I paid all my bills
..
What did I do wrong (desperate)
..
Why are you doing this to me? (bursting into tears)
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