It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this
amazing machine! But that's not all, if you leave a brief message and
the time that you called, you could win our fabulous Grand Prize, a
RETURN CALL! Good luck, and here's the beep.
That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this
amazing machine! But that's not all, if you leave a brief message and
the time that you called, you could win our fabulous Grand Prize, a
RETURN CALL! Good luck, and here's the beep.
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