I hate these machines, as much as you.
But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
The scratches they cause,
Holding the phone with their paws,
Only leave us feeling lonely and blue.
So, leave your name at the beep.
On the recorder it will keep.
And if there's a way,
We'll call you today,
Unless of course your a.
But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
The scratches they cause,
Holding the phone with their paws,
Only leave us feeling lonely and blue.
So, leave your name at the beep.
On the recorder it will keep.
And if there's a way,
We'll call you today,
Unless of course your a
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