Joe and Fred can't come to the phone now because:

"Joe and Fred can't come to the phone now because:
(1) Were at an orgy
(2) Terrorists have taken over the building
(3) We saw GOD
(4) The FBI busted our fraterinty /* BIG news around here lately */

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