"Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine
is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message
when the toast is done .... {Cachunk!}"
is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message
when the toast is done .... {Cachunk!}"
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is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
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and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our...
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