"Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner,
yet all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to
me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep."
depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner,
yet all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to
me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep."
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
(Long but VERY Funny!)
Monday
-
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told... - Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please... - lt;Phone Rings>
Noisy pick-up of phone
Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to steal Troy's... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant...
From the same category:
- So the High School Shop Teacher is giving his students
a little quiz -
he asks a girl if she can explain the difference... - A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and
the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the
register.
The second bartender whispered to... - What's the difference between Mono and Herpes?
-
Well, you can get Mono by snatching a kiss..... - Get the point?
" he said sharply... - Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously
endowed.
Finally, to settle the matter once and for all, they...
