"Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you."
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)
now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you."
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.]
You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - A friend was at a mutal friend's sister's house, and when she went out for
beer,
he changed her answering machine message. In a loud... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello,
this is the executioner. Joe can't come to the phone... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call...
From the same category:
- A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight
and too fat to run... - Jane and John met at a Christmas party, dated a few times,
and decided to get married as soon as possible. This... - One night, the Queen of England was giving a state dinner for the president.
After enjoying a rich and sumptuous meal, and during... - There are some things I like about you,
but I can't put my fingers on them..... - Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball,
rather than his Mantle? Cause kings go better with...
