<Cackle> That's right! This is an answering machine! In a few
seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message! Then we'll listen
to it and decide whether or not we like you anymore! So make it GOOD...
seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message! Then we'll listen
to it and decide whether or not we like you anymore! So make it GOOD...
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now,
but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while...
From the same category:
- I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my
brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings... - Billy crystal was on Saturday Night Live, and during rahersals he
accedentally slamed a door on his finger.
The finger was severed at the first joint. They were... - She was only a moonshiner's daughter,
but I love her still... - Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya,
Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he... - As they say in Copenhagen..
"There is nothing like a Dane...
