Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
talk to my answering machine for only $.95 per minute! Please
leave your credit card number at the tone...
talk to my answering machine for only $.95 per minute! Please
leave your credit card number at the tone...
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- Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and
wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money,
tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could... - At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first
minute and $2 for each additional minute.
Please leave your name, phone number and a message... - Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge
drive.
A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets... - This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic
thought-recording device.
After the tone, think about your name, your reason... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner...
From the same category:
- JOKEBOOK
... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
"Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit."... - How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Da-a-addy... - A budget is a plan for going broke
methodically... - Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A german shepard...
