In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an
imaginary number. Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety
degrees and try your call again."
A few people even got the joke...
imaginary number. Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety
degrees and try your call again."
A few people even got the joke...
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