"Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy
release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker.
So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my
component particles have been restored to their normal charges."
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy
release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker.
So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my
component particles have been restored to their normal charges."
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