"Hello?" <pause for a few seconds> "Sorry, he's not here right now,
but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you."
but if you leave a message, he'll get back to you."
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - the quiet, eerie vocal part of 'hello, earth' by kate bush]
(after about 30 seconds):
"hello. you have reached xxx-xxxx. we can't come... - lt;Cackle> That's right! This is an answering machine!
In a few seconds, YOU'RE gonna have to leave a message... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hello, I'm not hear right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - Background music: Something psychotic sounding, like Revolution 9
(Beatles) or Toccata (ELP))
Hello,
you have reached the <Housing Complex> Psychatric...
From the same category:
- Q: What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A: A Baby nailed to the floor... - What will we do for money to live on?" she
asked... - What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer... - From the New York Times:
Q: What were Dan Quayle's three hardest years?
A: Second grade... - What is the output of a
vacuum pump...
