My favorite message that I ever had was the *real* message I recorded off 1-800-CALL-SPY,

My favorite message that I ever had was the *real* message I recorded
off 1-800-CALL-SPY, the U.S. army snitching network. Try it, its a great
recording (call after 5 pm for the message).
[Give it try! -pZ]

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