In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music
<In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession.
At the tone if you will leave your name, number and short confession I will get
back to you with your pennance. Thank you and may God go with you. <Beep>
<In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession.
At the tone if you will leave your name, number and short confession I will get
back to you with your pennance. Thank you and may God go with you. <Beep>
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- Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now,
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - lt;Ring>
In the background can be heard springs creaking and various moans.
<Husky, Soft female voice is best> Hi,... You've... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - imitating Mr. Rogers]
"Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name... - Annoying flute music in background)
Good day, Jim.
Your contact, [insert name], is not available right... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call...
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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit... - How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light... - I heard on CNN early this morning that the CIA has
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A:
A gang bang...
