Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Don't overtax yourself.. it's the gov't's job

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water!

Women! You can't live with them..... pass the beer nuts...

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What's cheaper Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?
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under a buck....

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Can you believe it???
George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already they have
his wife's picture on the dollar bill!

This line will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was
assaulted.

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