So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the boxboy while going through
the checkout line and she's hot for him. She's got to figure out how to let
him know. Aha. Her bags are packed and she asks the boxboy if he'll help her
take her bags out to her car. So they're out on the lot and she says to him,
"I have an itchy pussy." And he replies, "Look lady, you'll have to point it
out, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
the checkout line and she's hot for him. She's got to figure out how to let
him know. Aha. Her bags are packed and she asks the boxboy if he'll help her
take her bags out to her car. So they're out on the lot and she says to him,
"I have an itchy pussy." And he replies, "Look lady, you'll have to point it
out, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
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