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Tarzan replied, "Jane.'
The reporter then said, 'No, what is her whole name?'
Tarzan answered, 'Pussy'
unless you want to lick it. Then, it's a dollar.
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A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?'
Tarzan replied, "Jane.'
The reporter then said, 'No, what is her whole name?'
Tarzan answered, 'Pussy'
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