A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is
there anything you can do for my voice?" The doctor examined him, and noticed
that he had a 14-inch cock. The doctor said, "I think the problem is that
your penis is too large." "Can you help me?" said the man. "No problem," the
doctor said, "we'll just cut it off!" The man's voice returned to normal, but
his sex life was over. The man called the doctor and asked him if he could
get his dick sewn back on. The doctor said in a deep gravely voice, "Gee I'd
like to but I don't know where it is!"
there anything you can do for my voice?" The doctor examined him, and noticed
that he had a 14-inch cock. The doctor said, "I think the problem is that
your penis is too large." "Can you help me?" said the man. "No problem," the
doctor said, "we'll just cut it off!" The man's voice returned to normal, but
his sex life was over. The man called the doctor and asked him if he could
get his dick sewn back on. The doctor said in a deep gravely voice, "Gee I'd
like to but I don't know where it is!"
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