A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a
few days come back next week...guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you
got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna die! is there any thing i can do?
doc says ' okay, go to Mexico...find the tallest mountain and climb it...on
that mountain, find the most stagnant pool of water you can and drink three
cups...then go down the mountain and find a small city and eat three of the
greasiest enchiladas you can find...drink three Mexican beers and get a hotel
room and wait for results...guy says 'this will cure me!?!???' doc says 'no,
but you'll find out what your asshole was made for'
few days come back next week...guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you
got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna die! is there any thing i can do?
doc says ' okay, go to Mexico...find the tallest mountain and climb it...on
that mountain, find the most stagnant pool of water you can and drink three
cups...then go down the mountain and find a small city and eat three of the
greasiest enchiladas you can find...drink three Mexican beers and get a hotel
room and wait for results...guy says 'this will cure me!?!???' doc says 'no,
but you'll find out what your asshole was made for'
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