A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men, and a
little guy from Japan. Because of their size, the foreman gave the two
locals the digging work, and told the Japanese man "You'll be in charge of
supplies." After an hour or so, the forman came back to check on their
progress only to find the two locals sitting down doing nothing. "What
happened? Why aren't you at work?" The men replied that their tools were
broken and that the Japanese man in charge of supplies, had disappeared.
Worried, the foreman ordered the two men outside the mine to help look for
the little guy. Just when they were about to give up the search, the
Japanese guy jumps up from behind a rock and yells "Supplies!!"
little guy from Japan. Because of their size, the foreman gave the two
locals the digging work, and told the Japanese man "You'll be in charge of
supplies." After an hour or so, the forman came back to check on their
progress only to find the two locals sitting down doing nothing. "What
happened? Why aren't you at work?" The men replied that their tools were
broken and that the Japanese man in charge of supplies, had disappeared.
Worried, the foreman ordered the two men outside the mine to help look for
the little guy. Just when they were about to give up the search, the
Japanese guy jumps up from behind a rock and yells "Supplies!!"
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