This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane,
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens. Only a little
worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately,
the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he
sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything
about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens. Only a little
worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately,
the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he
sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything
about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"
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