There are three kinds of sex:
1. Kitchen sex - This is usually when you're first together. You'll do it
ANYWHERE.
2. Bedroom sex - As your relationship progresses this is the usual place for
sex.
3. Hallway sex - As your relationship has matured you walk down the hall and
say "Fuck you".
1. Kitchen sex - This is usually when you're first together. You'll do it
ANYWHERE.
2. Bedroom sex - As your relationship progresses this is the usual place for
sex.
3. Hallway sex - As your relationship has matured you walk down the hall and
say "Fuck you".
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