More observations by Mark Russel:
Quayle said during the vice-presidential debate that, if the
President were to become incapacitated, the first thing he would do would be
to say a prayer.
OH, WOULDN'T WE ALL??!!
Quayle said during the vice-presidential debate that, if the
President were to become incapacitated, the first thing he would do would be
to say a prayer.
OH, WOULDN'T WE ALL??!!
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