Q: What do you have when you've got a mothball in your right hand, and a
mothball in your left hand?
A: A BIG moth!
mothball in your left hand?
A: A BIG moth!
Related:
- Q: What would you have if you had a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball
in the other hand?
A: A bloody big moth... - Q: You have a small green ball in your left hand. You also have another one
in your right hand.
What do you have? A: Kermit's FULL attention... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M?
A: A cock that won't melt in your hand... - What do women and airplanes have in common?
They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent... - Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention... - Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her... - Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"... - AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PLEASE!
1. Make a fist out of your hand
2.
Loosen it a little Q: What do you get? A: Pee-Wee's... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
--
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain...
