A blind guy walks into a department store with his seeing-eye dog and, for
no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor
mutt around and around. A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could
help. "Excuse me sir, can I assist you in some way?" And the blind man
replies, "No thanks, just looking!"
no apparent reason, grabs the dog by the tail and starts swinging the poor
mutt around and around. A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could
help. "Excuse me sir, can I assist you in some way?" And the blind man
replies, "No thanks, just looking!"
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