Patient: "Doctor, there's a tulip growing from my ears."
Doctor: "That's the strangest thing I have ever heard."
Patient: "Yes indeed, I've been planting radishes!"
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Doctor: "That's the strangest thing I have ever heard."
Patient: "Yes indeed, I've been planting radishes!"
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