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A recently graduated GP prescribed some suppositories for one of his less erudite patients

A recently graduated GP prescribed some suppositories for one of his less
erudite patients, telling him to insert one in his rectum each morning
and evening and to come back a week later. At the next consultation, it was
obvious that the man had not followed the doctor's instructions. "Have you
been doing what I told you?" asked the doctor.
"'Course I have."
"Inserting them into your rectum?"
"Yes"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes ... what do you expect me to do, stick them up me bloody ass."
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