I recently went to see my doctor.
I said "Doctor It's me dick!"
I flopped it onto the desk, and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?"
An' I said "Nowt. It's a beaty ain't it!"
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I said "Doctor It's me dick!"
I flopped it onto the desk, and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?"
An' I said "Nowt. It's a beaty ain't it!"
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